Vodafone puppy; Airtel bitch

You know that one woman who blew you for a good 6 – 7 years and then dumped your ass for the rich businessman’s son? Airtel turned into that bitch in my life last week. And this was a good 8 year relationship of give and take. 8 years i felt secure, had an identity, and felt good about myself.

Then one fine day after a month long vacation when i did nothing with her apart from the rare check-in once or twice, i realized she was gone. The number i had for a good part of a decade. Just gone. I was left panicking, breathless, insecure and hopeless. My identity was gone. My lifeline was gone.

Of course, their infamous customer service had just the same line on repeat mode.

‘Sorry sir’ your number has been deactivated and it will be assigned to someone else since it was not used for 30 days. ‘Sorry sir.’

But i’ve had that number for almost a decade. If you haven’t assigned it to anybody else, i’ll buy that if it’s the process.

But no. They kept saying.

‘Sorry sir’ your number has been deactivated and it will be assigned to someone else since it was not used for 30 days. ‘Sorry sir.’

And that comes in either really high pitched shrieks. There’s very little tolerance for that. So you give up on talking to customer service. After all, there’s only so much those dingbats can do.

So now i’m like a lil puppy, whimpering away.

Airtel you whore! Fuck you you bitchassed slut! Come back to MEEEE. Waaaaah come baaaaaaack!!!

Fuck you.

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dj, writer, traveler, moonwalker, headbanger, mind expander, yoga instructor. View all posts by johnny b

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